Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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