No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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