Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I didn't shave. On purpose
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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