what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
