You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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