I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
