Only a mothe r could love this liver
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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