Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think pants incapable of making pants work
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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