there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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