pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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