spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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