haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
now i know why i became what i already was.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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