This girl is more easily done than said...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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