is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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