Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We had to coat check the pizza.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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