if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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