He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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