I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
