i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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