I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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