alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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