There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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