How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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