i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
