seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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