if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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