Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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