he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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