i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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