If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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