butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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