He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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