I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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