it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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