you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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