I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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