That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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