Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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