i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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