Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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