Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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