my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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