great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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