My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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