its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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