the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Bring me that man meat
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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