Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do vagina's smell?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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