Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just puked most of my soul out..
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