does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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