I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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