Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Alive.
So much puke
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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