beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Randomize
