Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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